Camp Ali

Monday nights on ABC continue to entertain me. One hint: Roses.

While I do consider myself a moderately intelligent person, this show is addictive to my human behavior habit. This show draws me, my brain, and my friends into their made for TV lives. If only life could be lived in a world where I believe a man on crutches pulled himself 2+ miles to talk to the hottest camper. Rated R needs to rate himself a zero for his actions. Lying never wins. Helloooooo Wes?

Camp Ali has been in full operation since May 24 as have my Monday night gatherings to laugh, scream, and sign in unison to Chris L and take me out to the ballpark, Roberto. Mark my words (and I don't read spoilers), Chris L. will be a finalist and/or next bachelor choice. A sick mother is going to get every waterproof mascara wearer. Can't even go there.

This last episode was painful. As in, my peeps spent most of the show with our hands over our mouths and squealing. Not squealing with "Ed is at the door for Jillian" happiness, but squealing "7th grade boy singing about a girl in the class who doesn't like him" awkward. The MORE than public displays of affection mixed with hot tubs makes me hope anyone watching this can drink legally and rent a car.

The campers ...

• Chris L....precious. You will be a finalist and/or the next rose giver. I'd really like to see his home town date. Knowing his parents raised him to be as caring and respectful as he is and instill a devotion back to thy parents. It's a commandment folks.
• I hated to see Steve go home...loved his creativity of bringing out the blanket and candles. Speaking of home on the range, sweet Hunter. I knew he'd be huntin' something else sooner than later....he just looks like the guy that would mow your side of the lawn.
• Chris N....who are you?
• Frank...I hate this line: Calm Down. But, you need to. Has he ever worried about anything that matters in his life?
• Jesse...I think he borrowed my denim shirt I wore to Beta Barn Dance in 1995. Okay, I didn't go to Beta Barn Dance...the girl across the hall did. But, that is the same shirt.
• Jonathan...the producers let you on for one reason: entertainment. Between the speedo issues to the Library whispering...WOW. I'm pretty sure Canada man had good reason to want to beat you up. And, I don't hit.
• Craig R....you come off to be so normal. I can see you tailgating in Norman, America.
• Justin....Done. He is Wes take two.
• Roberto....you are swooning hearts from one coast to another.
• Kirk...lust is not a reason you can tell your kids you married.
• Kasey and Ty: I don't have anything.

Until Monday campers.....